Enter the Alaska vibe and this odd deep-seeded desire to harvest and create and enjoy nature's bounty. I would normally add "survive" to the list but I'll be honest: there is no way in hell Team Leslie could survive on our buckets of collected produce and fungi... maybe for a day or two, but then we'd be toast (without jam). Anyway, our homesteader groove has been strong lately and so we embarked. Indigo and I had seen a recipe for jelly made from fireweed, that gorgeous fuchsia flower growing prolifically in any open space during the summer months. So we diligently stripped every fireweed stalk we came across of its petals and froze them in lovely purple baggies... boiling them yielded a pink, fragrant juice. Next came the pectin powder, the sugar, and the... PANIC.
(A brief interlude about panic... My philosophy is this: the only people I know who deserve to feel like panicking on a regular basis are ER doctors, of whom we know many. The rest of us? Not worth it. Unless life or limb are at risk, we should take a chill pill and settle down. Ironically, panicking is not part of the job description for our dear ER doc friends. Perhaps, as an outlet, they should take up canning...)
I took a closer look at the little folded paper guidelines tucked in the pectin powder package and discovered an overwhelming set of directions for canning. (I should confess that when buying said pectin powder at the grocery store I noticed a whole canning kit... "A canning kit? How hard can it be? We've got cans, lids... we're golden.")
- Lids need to be kept hot in a near boiling water bath.
- Jars should be sterilized and remain warm.
- Jam should be added to jars with haste, lids screwed on tightly, and can rack submerged into boiling water bath for five minutes with several inches of water above and beneath.
- A "popping sound" indicates that the seal is not sufficient.
- A sloshing consistency indicates that the jelly did not set properly.
"Indigo! You need to give Mommy space, now."
"J, I need your help, now."There was yelling. Tongs were wielded with vigor. Someone may have been hip-checked out of the kitchen. In the end, two little four-ounce jars of fireweed jelly sat on a dishtowel on our counter. And we waited for the tell-tale popping sound...
No pop! One for us and one for Great Grammy. |
Bolete mushrooms - just dry fry, no canning. Ahhh... (and who doesn't love that funny little instrument man on the cover of the mushroom guide?) |
Thanks for the morning laugh. I grew up in a family that canned and I have been canning for about 5 years. There are still so many moments of chaos in which I wonder what the heck I'm doing and why I'm doing it. Pete and I decided to can salmon for the first time a couple nights ago and had a similar experience.
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